I'm meaghan. ENFP. Slytherin.

Avid Reader. Quiddtch Player. Fictional Hero. Dreamer. Constant Questioner. Keyblade Wielder. Agnostic Theist. Fire Bender. Aspiring Comic Book Writer.

 

likeadisneyprincess:

Growing up is hard because now that I am in my 20s I feel obligated to… “be an adult…” when I really just want to be a Disney Princess.

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)